Fake Bio

“Come in, Mr. Hobart. Todd Lemur. I’ve been reading your … colorful bio.”

“Please. It’s Clois, Todd.”

“Clois. Have a seat.”

“Nice office. Here long? Pull down a pretty penny, eh?”

“Uh. Let’s start.”

“Sure.”

“It says here, Clois, you toured with the Beatles and invented the Internet. How’s that possible? You’re so young.”

“Thanks. It’s work to look youthful. The first 82 years after puberty are the hardest.”

“Riigghht, 82. How’d you get this interview? How did you even find this building?”

“I fly by it every evening.”

“Fly?”

“Yes, I’m a superhero. On the second page.”